What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 16:58

So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Have you been with a stranger yet?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Let’s Talk About Why Some Folks Are Really Unhappy With The Switch 2’s Screen - Kotaku
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Astronomers Have Detected a Galaxy Millions of Years Older Than Any Previously Observed - WIRED
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Geologists Accidentally Found a Ghost Plume Rising From Earth’s Mantle - AOL.com
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
How can I decorate my house creatively?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Is it true that some Trump voters are saying its good that the stock market is collapsing?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
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Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
AI Finally Cracks Decades-Long Mars Mystery That Has Baffled Scientists - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Artificial Intelligence Is Unlocking the Secrets of Black Holes - WIRED