What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 16:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Have you been with a stranger yet?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Let’s Talk About Why Some Folks Are Really Unhappy With The Switch 2’s Screen - Kotaku

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Astronomers Have Detected a Galaxy Millions of Years Older Than Any Previously Observed - WIRED

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Exclusive | New York to Build One of First U.S. Nuclear-Power Plants in Generation - WSJ

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Julie Bowen Thought She’d Be Replaced By Sydney Sweeney in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’ - The Hollywood Reporter

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Geologists Accidentally Found a Ghost Plume Rising From Earth’s Mantle - AOL.com

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

How can I decorate my house creatively?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Is it true that some Trump voters are saying its good that the stock market is collapsing?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

AI Finally Cracks Decades-Long Mars Mystery That Has Baffled Scientists - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Artificial Intelligence Is Unlocking the Secrets of Black Holes - WIRED